THE CONDOM VASE

Romance, roses, and a cheeky sense of humour in one beautiful centerpiece.

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Choose Your Condom Colour, Choose Your Vibe

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Classic Pink

Soft, playful, and always ready for romance. The original lover.

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Passion Red

Hot, bold, and unapologetic. For fiery passionate nights.

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Midnight Black

Mysterious and naughty. Perfect for after-dark mischief.

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Crystal Clear

Pure transparency. Nothing to hide — love in full glorious detail.

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Royal Purple

Luxury, playfulness, and a touch of royal mischief.

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Ocean Blue

Cool, fresh, and perfect for long-distance romance.

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Emerald Green

Fresh, natural, and eco-flirty energy.

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Golden Glow

Warm, sunny, honeymoon energy.

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Perfect Gifts for Every Occasion

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Mother’s Day

"Here’s the condom you didn’t use when you conceived me." Guaranteed laughs and the best story at the dinner table.

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For Your Fiancé

"Here’s a condom we don’t need anymore — now it holds roses. Avoid small pricks though 😉"

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Long Distance Love

A rose in the vase to remind them of you. Or, if mischief happens… at least they’ll think of you.

Real Roses, Real Laughs

Anthony's Mum
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“I bought this for my mum as a Mother’s Day gift. I told her ‘Here’s the condom you didn’t use when you conceived me’ — she laughed so hard she nearly dropped her tea! She put it high up on the shelf so it wouldn’t get knocked over. It looks lovely from a distance, but every visitor does a double-take and giggles. Best gift I’ve ever given her. Highly recommend for a laugh, a great conversation starter and actually a beautiful rose holder.”

— Anthony

Buying for my wonderful mum

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* If your chosen colour is out of stock, we will send the closest available shade.

Total: 15.00