Romance, roses, and a cheeky sense of humour in one beautiful centerpiece.
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Shop Durex Clear →"Here’s the condom you didn’t use when you conceived me." Guaranteed laughs and the best story at the dinner table.
"Here’s a condom we don’t need anymore — now it holds roses. Avoid small pricks though 😉"
A rose in the vase to remind them of you. Or, if mischief happens… at least they’ll think of you.
“I bought this for my mum as a Mother’s Day gift. I told her ‘Here’s the condom you didn’t use when you conceived me’ — she laughed so hard she nearly dropped her tea! She put it high up on the shelf so it wouldn’t get knocked over. It looks lovely from a distance, but every visitor does a double-take and giggles. Best gift I’ve ever given her. Highly recommend for a laugh, a great conversation starter and actually a beautiful rose holder.”
— Anthony
Buying for my wonderful mum